Edwin teleports straight into Jedao's kitchen, missing his intended mark slightly. He fumbles with his communicator, sends one furious and carefully spell-checked text, and then transports himself under Jedao's couch and into the shape of a cat.

And then on stupid whim he tries to make himself a cat. Tries to squeeze out everything that isn't that creature until cat is the thing that's left. Maybe he can't die, but he can at least cease to exist.