Well I haven't done it before! I just...see opportunities and then don't squirm around horribly overthinking everything until after I've already said whatever it was!
Hey- easy, big guy. I'm not stressing out, I'm, like-- flustered? I dunno, I'm not used to being flirted with. I'm not exactly a prize catch back home, and having a crazy girlfriend turned most other people off from trying.
Well, I'm not used to it either. With Gonou we just kind of went directly from best friends who Did Not Think About the Energy to kissing.
And -
And I never flirted with anybody before that either. So maybe I'm a natural talent, or whatever -
[This comes out with a brief, but intense and disproportionate amount of bitterness. He's also a natural talent at killing. He breathes, puts it away.]
But you really don't have to impress me. I already want you.
I mean- you know you don't have to flirt with me either then, right? I already like you. It just makes us both feel like assholes when I can't take a compliment.
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Should I be less smooth? I can do that.
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Do you not know what, like. Actual Earthican flirting is??
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[Eiffel can't see his blush on audio. But Eiffel can totally tell he's defensively blushing. He takes a deep breath.]
I just mean. It doesn't matter how clever or smooth something is. If you're stressing out about it instead of -
Just. Then that's a failure.
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And -
And I never flirted with anybody before that either. So maybe I'm a natural talent, or whatever -
[This comes out with a brief, but intense and disproportionate amount of bitterness. He's also a natural talent at killing. He breathes, puts it away.]
But you really don't have to impress me. I already want you.
[Ruefully]
That's kind of the point?
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I'm willing to offer a 12-hour compliment moratorium if you let me kiss you on the face.
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I-I, uh-- God, um-- o-o-oh...kaaaay?
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Are you going to tell me where you are, or do you want me to chase you a little?
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I can't-- I-I have to- uhhhhhh- water my dog okay catchyoulaterbye!
[And Eiffel nearly drops his communicator in his haste to turn it off.]