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[deuceoftears]

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[greenzone]

She collapses onto the couch next to him with a slight groan.

"The next person to ask me a hypothetical question they know I don't have an answer for without suggesting anything helpful is getting the opening of a legal sized envelope full of shaving cream put under their cabin door and I'm dropping a book on the other side."

[deuceoftears]

Jedao pats her shoulder, and spoons more honey into one of the teacups.

"You're a good head of cabbage, Willa Givens."

[greenzone]

"I feel like a head of cabbage."

She narrows her eyes, frowning and nothing.

"What does cabbage even look like. Is that the albino broccoli one or something else."

[deuceoftears]

"That's cauliflower. Cabbage is like lettuce that comes in a big head shape. Unless it's pickled, in which case it just looks like shreds."

What he lacks in botanical knowledge he makes up for in calm confidence.